Alfred

"'You see that black guy? He's jaywalking!' - Alfred before shooting a homeless black guy standing near a road."

A psychopathic priest leading a church that sadly worships Ugandan Knuckles.

Background
Born in a shallow town, he didn't have much luxury. Before he was an adult, he was kicked out of the house for being too cringe. He decided, if he was cringe, why not become the ultimate cringe? So, he went to a Church, grabbed the nearest "Jesus Emergency Weapon" and shot everyone dead. He declared it to be the Church of Ugandan Knuckles, to which he is nearing his quest of becoming the ultimate cringe.

After this, people came to his Church to see him in person, wanting to get special teachings. Let's just say the door was locked when everyone came inside and several gunshots could be heard.

Personality
Trying to become the ultimate cringe has it's ups and downs. First off, Alfred is not a guy you want to invite at a party. He will talk about dead memes, do unspeakable things and worst of all... Calling people cringe for using actual good memes and jokes. Hypocrisy at it's best. Though, with that turning him antisocial, it allows him to focus on the bigger picture. Connecting the dots to his quest, solving the puzzle of what it means to be the most disgusted and vilified person in the world of meme culture.

Philosophy
Alfred believes that the law must be dealt with by the people rather than law itself. He showcases this to the Bank Clerk, by shooting a black guy, for in his eyes standing next to a road is considered jaywalking, and also shooting a couple having private time in an alley. Though, why the law itself hasn't arrested Alfred for breaking multiple laws, for example: Murder, Massacre, Public Urination, Racism and much more, is something speculated. Maybe he used the treasury from the Church to bribe the law enforcement. Or maybe they deem him too cringe, so they refuse to go even near him. Whatever the reason, don't be near this guy. He sees you doing something that he doesn't like, you going to get shot.